Boredismitus

A deadly disease in the form of boredom.

The doctor said I don't got much longer to live cuz i got boredismitus.

by anbm May 29, 2007

Boredom Epiphany

The moment you say Fuck it and decide get up of your ass and do something useful with your life.

Shit man im bored, i've been trawling UrbanDictionary for the last 5 hours, and I still haven't let the dog back in and Im busting for a dump.

((Boredom Epiphany))

You know what FUCK IT!! I'm letting that bitch in, switching off this computer, shitting on my neighbours lawn and getting on with my life.

by wave103 July 8, 2009

Boredump

Taking a dump at work just to break the monotony of a boring day. Usually alot of straining for only a small terd since it is typically your second or third dump of the day.

Where have you been?

Taking a boredump and playing video games on my blackberry.

by crunkadile October 1, 2010

boreductivity

A state in which one accomplishes a large number of important everyday tasks out of sheer boredom.

There's nothing going on tonight, but I managed to do my laundry, clean my bathroom, and take out the recycling. My boreductivity is through the roof!

by szechwean March 5, 2011

bored

When you don't have anything to do
What you probably are if you are looking up this
When you have to do homework (well, for the majority of people, this is true)

asdfghjkl; is a sign of boredom.
So is googling "do a barrel roll" again and again

It is NOT spelled "Board"

A person who is bored: asdfghjkl;
Person#2: what?
Person #1: i'm sooooooooooooooooooooooo bored

I was really bored doing my science report

by The Billionth Random Monkey December 15, 2014

Boredom

1. The reason why you are here reading this.
2. The reason why I wrote this.
3. The reason why most of the definitions are here.

4. The reason why most memes exist.

5. The reason why people find memes funny.

6. Humanity's worst enemy, according to them and the fact that people actually made a show about the Kardashians.

First person: Why did you even bother writing another definition for boredom when so many already exist?

Me: Read the 10th word of your question again and you'll have an answer.
First person: Boredom......oh.

by considerthefollowing June 26, 2018

Bored To Tears

A type of boredom characterized by so much yawning tears come out of your eyes

The teacher’s analysis of the blue curtains had me bored to tears

by Sitbear September 4, 2018