Guy: dude i got a boneless boner last night when I saw this transexual midget threesome porno
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit
by looneylobs July 31, 2017

one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.
that shantell is such a boner jockey.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
by Valley's Own April 24, 2011

When you inhale copious amounts of nicotine via the devils usb causing immediate arousal which results in a rock hard stiffy
by LeroyNoobykins June 5, 2019

A huge... huge erected penis.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.
He : Dude... It's HUGE
She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.
*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*
She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.
*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*
by VickyVixen December 25, 2009

Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner
Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
by Buttircup March 18, 2014

A big wad of coins in a pocket or wallet causing a boner-like bulge. Could be a hard-on for spending aforesaid cash.
by padalac October 23, 2011

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"
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social boner awkward sex funny dumb summer popular life the meaning word of the day cool
by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013
