Social Boner

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.

"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"

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by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013

nap boner

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.

My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010

Cotton Boner

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.

"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."

by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012

boner gazing

LOOKING AT AN ERECT PENIS INTENSELY, IN COMPLETE AWE AND ADORATION OF ITS BEAUTY.

SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT ERECT DICKS; AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF ERECT DICKS TO THE POINT OF BEING DICKNOTIZED.

"Bro, I just spent 8 hours boner gazing and masturbating."

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by Fully Rigid January 16, 2014

Nicotine Boner

When you inhale copious amounts of nicotine via the devils usb causing immediate arousal which results in a rock hard stiffy

Hey Rickey can I hit your juul?
Sure man, try not to get a nicotine boner this time

by LeroyNoobykins June 5, 2019

boner jockey

one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.

that shantell is such a boner jockey.

jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey

imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.

by Valley's Own April 24, 2011

Boner shandy

A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.

I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie

by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019