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Social Boner

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"

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by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013
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Nicotine Boner

When you inhale copious amounts of nicotine via the devils usb causing immediate arousal which results in a rock hard stiffy
Hey Rickey can I hit your juul?
Sure man, try not to get a nicotine boner this time
by LeroyNoobykins June 5, 2019
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Boner shandy

A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.
I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie
by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019
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boner jockey

one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.
that shantell is such a boner jockey.

jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey

imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
by Valley's Own April 24, 2011
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Tremendous boner

A huge... huge erected penis.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.
He : Dude... It's HUGE

She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.

*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*
by VickyVixen December 25, 2009
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nap boner

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.
My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.
by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010
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Boner Ender

A girl (or male, for gays) who is so ugly they make your boner go away.
Dude, did you see that chick? So gross. She's such a boner ender.
by Siduri September 20, 2010
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