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boneless boner

Boneless boner is when you are aroused without getting an erection
Guy: dude i got a boneless boner last night when I saw this transexual midget threesome porno
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit
by looneylobs July 31, 2017
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Boner shandy

A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.
I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie
by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019
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Nicotine Boner

When you inhale copious amounts of nicotine via the devils usb causing immediate arousal which results in a rock hard stiffy
Hey Rickey can I hit your juul?
Sure man, try not to get a nicotine boner this time
by LeroyNoobykins June 5, 2019
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Tremendous boner

A huge... huge erected penis.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.
He : Dude... It's HUGE

She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.

*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*
by VickyVixen December 25, 2009
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boner jockey

one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.
that shantell is such a boner jockey.

jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey

imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
by Valley's Own April 24, 2011
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nap boner

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.
My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.
by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010
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shoulder boner

When something in your shirt or hoodie make a boner shape on your shoulder.This can be done with a stick or other rod shaped object.
by Annoying smartass March 12, 2018
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