Guy: dude i got a boneless boner last night when I saw this transexual midget threesome porno
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit
by looneylobs July 31, 2017

A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.
by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019

When you inhale copious amounts of nicotine via the devils usb causing immediate arousal which results in a rock hard stiffy
by LeroyNoobykins June 5, 2019

A huge... huge erected penis.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.
He : Dude... It's HUGE
She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.
*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*
She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.
*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*
by VickyVixen December 25, 2009

one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.
that shantell is such a boner jockey.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
by Valley's Own April 24, 2011

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010

When something in your shirt or hoodie make a boner shape on your shoulder.This can be done with a stick or other rod shaped object.
by Annoying smartass March 12, 2018
