check your balance

Your mouth writing a check your a$$ can't cash.

Before Waka Flaka got into a fight in the club someone should've told him to "Check Your Balance"

by Truportaroc November 1, 2010

balance beam

Boys that claim they're bisexual/homosexual but seem really straight and are balancing in between homosexual and bisexual.

"Oh my gosh justin just texted me?" - gay friend

"Wait I thought he was straight" - straight friend

"Well he asked if I was a top or a bottom and keeps flirting" - gay friend

"I guess he's a balance beam" - straight friend

by Britany J-swag July 3, 2014

Blanchie

A ginger who is really stupid and gay.

Look, it's the dumb ginger! No it's Blanchie

by Batspiderman February 4, 2015

fair and balanced

Whilst taking a shit, you go down on your lady friend while she is sitting on the sink in front or to the side of you.

I was dropping a fatty deuce while being fair and balanced with my girlfriend.

by alibabasahib July 24, 2007

new balances

gay ass shoes that all the 7th graders at lovett wear

guy 1: why is everyone wearing new balances
guy 2: all these lil poos r trynna be cool

by KeVIn GgggGGG May 13, 2018

Balanced Breakfast

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!

i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday

by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008

Carte Blanche

A situational term. This can take place in either a home with multiple roommates or an office with several coworkers. The first roommate/coworker that goes into the bathroom in the morning to lay down the first dump of the day has "carte blanche". Meaning that he/she has a blank canvas to do his work on and therefor set the tone for the day's defacation.

Keller ate tacos last night, I'm glad I got into the office early this morning to get the carte blanche.

by Rhody Furor October 25, 2008