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Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.
The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!
by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021
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Air Bandit

An “Air Bandit” is someone who is a waste of oxygen. Or is “stealing” oxygen hence Air Bandit.
You are such an Air Bandit!
by Bandito John January 20, 2022
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Wedgewood Bandits

A group of delinquents that supposedly started out in the Wedgewood building of Staffordshire University. A group of highly dangerous but skilled individuals of anything illegal.

They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.

Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
Nathan: "yo, who are those people sneaking around our building?"

Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.

Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"

Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"
by Wedgewood Coffee January 28, 2022
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Trash Bandit

The bums you catch on camera dumping garbage all over your back yard. Usually wearing ripped up dirty clothes, these uncivilized people tend to let their garbage overflow to the top of the ceiling in their house before finally dumping it all over someone else's property because there's a bag limit.

CAUTION: When you approach them after catching them, there may be an unruly smell emanating from the doorway. Also beware of any hazardous waste in their front yard, and definitely avoid smelling their breath.
Neighbour: There's garbage all over the back alley, is that you!?
Guy: Nah the trash bandits are oozing garbage everywhere they go, it's only a matter of time until I catch one.

Neighbour: I feel you, those damn trash bandits are everywhere lately.
by mrcleandean March 29, 2022
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bitcoin bandit

Bitcoin Bandit is a term used in the com to represent them being a theif to cryptocurrency or one who simswaps. People known as plugwalkjoe, doc, jon, and alot more out there. plugwalk joe is known for hacking twitter and other social medias through a method known as simswap, his victims are celebrities such as EX twitter CEO, Donaldtrump, more. Doc is known for his notorious simswap hack that landed himself $15M in bitcoin/USD in 1 lick. Doc owns a few handles but the main known as @5 on instagram. the reason i added jon in that list is because recently he was caught flexing/flashing a lick he hit to be around $10M-20M with a few other friends split into 2 groups to accomplish this lick whos names are unknown at this time. jon is new to the scene but recently been investigated in Sinaloa, Mexico by the mexicans government for being apart of a huge drug scam involving the Sinaloa Cartel known to be ran by the infamous druglord/kingpin El Chapo aka one if the most wanted men in Mexico during his time. Jon was raided in Mexico around May of 2023 which caused this event to be posted all over tiktok and reportedly $3M in cash and 2 ferrari's 1 known as a LaFerrari driven by Jon himself who was seen fleeing the scene in a pickup truck and the other known as a Ferrari F8 Tributo driven by a associate who is still unknown to this day. He flashes all his wealth over instagram by the username @comandantejon and other alternative instagram accounts.
"Hey you know that guy hit a lick for 600k in btc" , "Oh nah that nigga a bitcoin bandit"
by The Snitch of Snitches August 9, 2023
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drunken chip bandit

Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.

May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.
You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"

Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."

DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"
by youngjeasy December 14, 2011
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No handed bandit

When you ride a bike with no hands and a handful of clout and swag
Ayo there goes Mari the no handed bandit
by Howwr October 27, 2020
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