When your girl is giving you head on the toilet, then when you are about to nut. You stand up and bend her over while nutting in or on her asshole. Leaving it looking like a boston cream donut.
by MoonMan6969 October 30, 2019
Get the Boston Blumpkinmug. I was lucky enough to talk my girl into a Blumpkin the other day and she iced me. She hit with me with he Frosty Blumpkin
by PickloPete June 13, 2015
Get the Frosty Blumpkinmug. When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.
John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.
by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011
Get the Blumpkin Surprisemug. A combination of the VELVETEEN RUB /// Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job. And a BLUMPKIN /// Receiving oral sex while taking a shit.
see also: crumpkin
also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie
see also: crumpkin
also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie
As the old man sat down to take a shit,the old broad popped out her dentures and said what the hell I might as well earn my keep, and suck his nasty,wrinkled, shriveled, pale old cock while he takes his morning dump.it's been a few years since I performed the old VELVETEEN BLUMPKIN, she thought to herself.
by stogie66 October 23, 2009
Get the velveteen blumpkinmug. When you sit on a crouching girl (or guys) face. And she (he) licks your asshole while giving you a reach around hand job.
by Lusk1993 February 21, 2010
Get the Russian Blumpkinmug. by gfn March 16, 2009
Get the blumpkin hatmug. to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.
by dickymon August 20, 2006
Get the corking the blumpkinmug.