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I'm bored

A subtle way of seeking or suggesting sex, often used online, in chat rooms or online discussion boards.
Examples can often be seen posted by generally heterosexual persons posting on otherwise gay discussion boards. A tip can be posting history or lack thereof.

Often the person will enter a chat with "I'm bored" with no prior history of visiting that location. If chat is engaged, it will be revealed they are actually bi-curious or otherwise seeking NSA connections.
by misnomer May 13, 2010
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bored tard

Contraction of "bored retard."

A mentally retarded individual who is not funny or interesting.

A retard who is also boring or a bore.

Can also describe someone on an internet bulletin board who is an annoying retard.
by Attila the Horn April 30, 2005
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sloppy bjoe

sloppy bjoe. what it is a a semi-contraction of a the words sloppy joe (the food) and sloppy bj(a sloppy blow job) when you write out sloppy bjoe you cover up the "oe" so it says sloppy bj and its funny, but if someone who does not have the same sense of humor walks by, you cover the "b" so it looks like your talking about sloppy joe!!!
Phil: (holds up sign "Sloppy Bjoe and covers oe")
Chris: LOLZ!!!!!! your hilarious Phil!!! OH NO!!! HERE COMES THAT BITCH YOLANDA!!! SHE WOULD NOT FIND THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT VERY AMUSING!!!
Phil: Dont worry (covers up "b")
Yolanda: thank goodness that dosnt say sloppy BJ or i might have become disgruntled
Chris: nice save Phil, that whore could have ruined all the fun
*HIGH FIVE!!!*
by Awsome_ass_Phil February 11, 2008
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runescape bored

when you're so fucking bored that even playing runescape seems like it might be a good idea.
person1: hey man i just got my pure melee account up to level 50 and i bought full rune last night
person2:what are you talking about??
person1: oh sorry, i was really runescape bored last night
by McGees Foo August 5, 2006
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Bjorn Gelotte

The Lead Guitarist of In Flames since 1998. What the that moron said below about Jesper being lead is wrong. Bjorn plays all the solos and lead riffs. anyway he's the best guitarist in Melodic Death Metal
Bjorn Gelotte owns you
by Zaiahownsyou February 3, 2010
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Bored

The best excuse people come up with when they've done something stupid, random or crude, whether they really were bored or not.
Most things done are what people secretly always wanted to do, but just never did.
Person 1: "Why did you take a picture of yourself in the shower with an umbrella?"
Person 2: "I was bored."

Person 1: "Why are you jacking off on omegle?"
Person 2: "Bored. Wanna have some fun? ;)"
by heehoohaha April 22, 2011
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bjorkstrand

the tuffestest people carry this name. they often times love to fight and will never back down until they win. Bjorkstrands are the most brutal people to face in a fight and is widely known throughout Norway not to pick a fight with.
james: did u see Olaf beat up that guy

zach: yeah he looked like a total bjorkstrand
by olaf915 December 21, 2016
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