Banter FC

Usually a word to describe a team that is in their downfall era.

Hey Alex how are Man United doing?

They are absolutely terrible and Ole needs to get sacked.
They are banter fc tbf what do you expect lmao.

by Deathy November 7, 2021

banter shag

sexual intercourse with an individual mainly for the amusing anecdote (i.e. a shag for the banter)

-Why did you shag that last night? It looked like an umpa lumpa?

-Not many people can say they've shagged an umpa lumpa, can they?

-That's true. I guess it was a good banter shag.

by gggigggi September 21, 2009

Banter Boomerang

cumming in your pants and then spinning them around your head and throwing them at a girl just like a boomerang, if you hit your target with devastating effect then you must take up your bantlers and shout LIKE.

Big jugs-"oh my god did you just jizz in your pants"
Tyson-"yeah i did and you better prepare for the banter boomerang"
Big jugs-"what?!, ouch that hit me with so much force the jizz has covered my whole face!"
Tyson" LIKE!"

by KingKir August 1, 2011

purple headed womb beater

A name synonimous with the turgid penis

I rendered her disabled with my purple headed womb beater

by grem November 3, 2003

Cringey Flirty Banter

A term used for flirting over public text that induces vomit to others. Cringey Flirty Banter is used by both sexes when they think they are being sweet or romantic, yet to an outsider it's purely sickening. Various types of CFB can be defined to a particular offenders initials.

'Kristy RC has had the best weekend ever thanks to her extra special friends, you know who you are, love ya' - defined as Classic Kristy RC Cringey Flirty Banter (KRCCFB)

'can't wait to snuggle up to you my airy, fairy beary, you silly sausage, paw paw, wuv woo snuggle monster' - HB Cringey Flirty Banter (HBCFB)

'I think I've got to dump this guy, he's just used some shocking Cringey Flirty Banter in his text'.

by Shelley and Kim May 28, 2008

Dirty dick beaters

AN UNWASHED HAND AFTER THEY HAVE ENGAGED IN A MASTURBATION SESSION.

Get your dirty dick beaters off me!!!

by Woodeye December 27, 2014

Banter

A word used to cover up what would usually be classed as completely inappropriate behaviour, usually ends in on of the parties being irritated beyond comparison.

Boy: Go fuck yourself, I hope you die in a hole.
Girl: Hey!
Boy: Calm down, it's just banter.

by Noremac Giarc Nalla July 10, 2011