One who is selfishly and utterly cruel to the point that they enjoy seeing others suffer because of their own stupidity and can not see the light day from having their head shoved so far up their ass bent backwards!
My exhusband was so miserable after our divorce because I was happy, that he cut off the electricity to our house while I was out of town. However, because he is such an "ass bender", he didn't realize that the kids were home with no power and it was more than 100 degress outside that day.
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Get the Spaghetti Bender mug.1) Derogatory term used to describe or address a man or woman whose realistic maximum potential for 'contribution' to the universe will only ever be in the form of mere population;
2) A man or woman whose lifestyle includes frequent sex with different partners/one night stands;
3) Any man or woman who is generally unconcerned with or does not invest significant time or effort in the cultivation of intellect, self knowledge, and reasoning skills;
4) A person--man or woman, hetero or homo--whose higher brain functions have been figuratively supplanted, commandeered and/or in most cases erased by his or her primitive sexual urges, especially when notably dysfunctional, as in the case of: homosexuals; men/women who repeatedly seek out sexually abusive, emotionally bankrupt relationships; men/women who are incapable of emotional intimacy, or who deny the physiological realities of sexuality in an attempt to hide from such intimacy; men/women who still act like twenty-somethings even after college; any behavior you might witness at a bar or club by anybody not focusing on their drink; etc.
In the case of homosexuals--who are not "breeders" of literal children--the term refers simply to the grossly self-ignorant, delusional and contra-intellectual behavior at the core of the homosexual lifestyle - which is really not that much different than the similar inanity inherent in the heterosexual equivalent, though it manifests differently.
2) A man or woman whose lifestyle includes frequent sex with different partners/one night stands;
3) Any man or woman who is generally unconcerned with or does not invest significant time or effort in the cultivation of intellect, self knowledge, and reasoning skills;
4) A person--man or woman, hetero or homo--whose higher brain functions have been figuratively supplanted, commandeered and/or in most cases erased by his or her primitive sexual urges, especially when notably dysfunctional, as in the case of: homosexuals; men/women who repeatedly seek out sexually abusive, emotionally bankrupt relationships; men/women who are incapable of emotional intimacy, or who deny the physiological realities of sexuality in an attempt to hide from such intimacy; men/women who still act like twenty-somethings even after college; any behavior you might witness at a bar or club by anybody not focusing on their drink; etc.
In the case of homosexuals--who are not "breeders" of literal children--the term refers simply to the grossly self-ignorant, delusional and contra-intellectual behavior at the core of the homosexual lifestyle - which is really not that much different than the similar inanity inherent in the heterosexual equivalent, though it manifests differently.
"Haha! Look at the popped-collar douchebag wagging his tail all over that girl; she'll be bent over a counter begging for his dick after a couple more drinks, I bet. What a bunch of fuckin' breeders."
"HEY! GO READ A BOOK, YA FUCKING BREEDER!"
"HEY! GO READ A BOOK, YA FUCKING BREEDER!"
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Get the gender bender mug.A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.
Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.
Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.
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