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Bathroom Blogger

A person who does their deep thought, prolific writing while sitting on the toilet in the privacy of their bathroom. This environment is mentally and creatively stimulating to them and provides them the perfect privacy needed to write. This person is also more likely to be a Toilet Tweeter.
Ken writes two to three blog posts a day from the confines of his toilet, in the privacy of his bathroom. Sometimes this Bathroom Blogger takes his talent to work, spending his entire lunch break on the toilet writing on his laptop.
by K Whitt January 27, 2013
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Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.
Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...
by anonymous June 29, 2025
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Bathroom lesbian

A straight girl who gives hicks to other girls in the
bathroom, typically at school. Said bathroom lesbian could have a boyfriend and use the excuse “but there’s no feelings” to reassure you that it isn’t cheating.
"Bro did you see the hicky on Julia's neck"
"Yeah Rylan gave it to her"
"Wait isn't she straight"
"Yeah,she's a bathroom lesbian"
by Little leprechaun May 13, 2022
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C HALL BATHROOM

a place to get your sexual urges out in the middle of class
Danielle ran to C HALL BATHROOMl to get a quicky from connor before class
by heavy fucking z January 18, 2011
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Bathroom Dweller

The skanks at your highschool who skip class and lunch to vape in the girls bathroom. Mfers who think the girls bathroom is for smoking bubblegum flavored cancer instead of pissing.
I was trying to use the main building bathroom today and when I went to pee those bathroom dweller bitches had taken up all the stalls hiding.
by Wildpineapple77 June 4, 2022
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Bathroom snapper

Someone who can't muster up the courage to snap in class so they take a 'bathroom break' and snap in/on the way to the bathroom. Occasionally when they come back the whole class laughs at them
Nirdo was such a bathroom snapper, did you see his snapscore increased by 300 during that bathroom break!
by frezhly September 11, 2025
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Bathroom-Bate

The act of staying in the bathroom an extra length of time to masturbate. Also see Febreze Fap
Mmmmm....that felt so fucking good i dont think i'll ever be able to beat that Bathroom-Bate.
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