bathroom counter trick

When a girl takes a picture of her behind sitting on the counter to make her butt look nicer.

Bella's ass looked so nice with the bathroom counter trick.

by Ursxbkufvkufb July 13, 2017

Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom

The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.

Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.

Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?

Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.

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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?

Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.

by tain london December 25, 2022

public bathroom

a place that has shit all over the place and even some cum, usually has some mustard too.

When he shit in the public bathroom, he thought to himself, how much constitpation is in my ass.

by jissel69420 February 25, 2022

Concert bathroom slut

When a women walks into the guy’s bathroom during a concert show just to give out free blow jobs and hand jobs

Friend #1: hey.. have you guys seen Chasity?

Friend #2: ugh.. I told you not to bring her.. she never watches the show.. you can find her in the guys bathroom… ALWAYS

Friend#1: yeah.. that chastity.. she is such a concert bathroom slut

Friend#2: yeah.. haha

by Jajajonny August 20, 2022

bathroom creatine

Slang for anabolic steroids

One I started using bathroom creatine my gains in the gym quadrupled innone month.

by WolfDale February 22, 2023

Public bathrooms

A VERYYY gross public place to basically.. Yk..

Me : those public bathrooms don't have good quality..

by Bhoskin January 15, 2022

Bathroom Jerker

1.) Noun: Someone who jerks in a public bathroom (specifically a school bathroom) and will try to initiate a public gooning session with anyone who is within a 10-foot radius. (These people will tend to wear slides or black airforces so be aware!)

1.) Hey man, some bathroom jerker at school tried to goon with me.

by Neo T. April 19, 2024