bagels

exclamation concerning something related to splendor or pleasure

Person A: Did you see that shot Kobe hit last night?
Person B: Yeah, it was bagels.

by MarkLerret December 7, 2009

bagel bite

Chick that you would only nibble on if you were desperate, opposite of a muffin snack.

I don't want to hook up with that chick, she is a total bagel bite.

by BoJenkins Maximus III November 6, 2009

Bagel

A woman with an extremely worn, stretched out vagina.

Ari's mom is such a bagel.

by Pete Best October 10, 2005

Bagel Man

Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.

The bagel man sees through bagels like nobody can!

by Danielle February 8, 2005

Bageled

Similar to getting burned but much, much more rad. It happens when you fall for a joke or prank or just do anything stupid at all, then, you just got bageled! Their is a step above traditional bageling called "getting ketchuped" which occurs when someone gets bageled so hard that the bageled ones friends can never let them live it down. An embarrassing moment for the bageled one but a truly epic moment for everyone else involved. Their is talk that their is even a step above "getting ketchuped" called "getting tomatoed" however as of this writing it has never been accomplished. Word is that the human body can not actually withstand the trauma that comes from being "tomatoed".

Hey remember that time that Brandon guy was in a porta potty and we tipped it over and yelled "you just got BAGELED!!"

by Steve Boshman July 1, 2019

Baelish

A Lying, backstabbing prick who only thinks for himself

ya fucking Baelish

by Neon-Crape July 15, 2019

hot bagel

To have anal sex first thing in the morning.

Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.

Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.

by JOHNCCR December 26, 2007