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blarting

After the act of anal sex, the woman shoots the ejaculate out of her anus and snorts it like a line of coke.
Dude shelly has been blarting me for weeks!
by PdotJ5ive January 13, 2011
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I'm Batting 1,000

A Baseball term used for sex. This term means you've had anal sex with every partner you've ever been with.
"I've only had anal with one person." "Really? I've gotta say man, I'm batting 1,000."
by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012
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barrington

we live there. its pretty sweet. there are some pretty gay kids down the street... smoking all the time. our neighbor went to jail for giving kids alcohol... but what can we say... we love the town.
d1: do u want to go to barrington?
d2: barrington is awesome
by 123hottie May 11, 2006
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Barking Spider

A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.
( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.
by Mark Trageser March 7, 2008
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fire baiting

when you jack off for so long that your penis feels like it is on fire, or when you have a boner for a prolonged amount of time and it feels like u busted your penis
"fire baiting" man last night this hot chick teased me so bad, she acted like she was gonna jump my bone for like 3 hours.. then she left.. so i jacked off for 4 hours straight
by morningwood231 March 7, 2009
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your dogs are barking

you got some ugly ass feet and they're probably smelly too
person: *sends a pic of feet*
me: "girl your dogs are barkinggg"
by peahfaithywaithy July 23, 2017
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barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.
Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.
by W. Lunker March 6, 2008
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