bapst

verb. to pwn all n00bz (presque isle high school, ellsworth high school, bucksport high school, bangor high school, hampden academy, hermon high school, brewer high school) in everything, including academics, sports, partying and fashion sense. derived from a college prep school in bangor, maine.

"we completely bapsted presque isle in the playoff soccer game!"
"our SAT scores bapst everyone elses."

by jj and abs April 17, 2008

Baptist Boilermaker

A tall cup of coffee with a shot of espresso.

so named because it is the same concept as a regular boilermaker and non-alcoholic, as many Baptists abstain from alcoholic beverages.

Bob is studying for final exams all night and had a Baptist boilermaker to help keep him awake.

by Ted M 1980 December 9, 2009

Fat Man in the Bathtub

A euphemism for sexual activity

1. Molly and I did the ol' Fat Man in the Bathtub last week.
2. Did you use a shower cap?
1. Yeah, she said we couldn't do anything until I put it on.

by I wish I was Scandinavian August 29, 2013

baphomet

the big mofo from Ragnarok Online

And I was like "Noo! Bapho's coming!"
And bapho was like "I'm gonna squeeeeze yo' nuts, bubba!"

by Meow April 20, 2005

Westboro Baptist Church

An extremely nice group of levelheaded rational thinkers who are active in promoting the influence of gay culture into contemporary American society. One of the very few gay friendly churches, in fact their pastor is a lesbian. They rally to support the troops in in the Middle East and pay their respects at the funerals of KIA soldiers. Extremely misunderstood.

Westboro Baptist Church Member #1: Hey lets go spread the loving word of God while making this country more gay friendly and open minded!

Westboro Baptist Church Member #2: Tell ALL the people!

by spengebab November 27, 2011

Lesbian Baptism

A sexual act involving two girls and one guy. The two girls' mouths are filled with water as each one sucks on one of the guy's individual testicles. They should preferably be blondes.

Guy #1: Duuuudeeee remember those two hot chicks at the party last night? I got a Lesbian Baptism from them.
Guy #2: Score!

by NoVA B!tch August 6, 2011

Westboro Baptist Church

The Christian sect of fundamentalist Islam. Blinded by inbreeding and a classic study into why the bible and illiteracy are a bad combination. the whole church could be eaten by dinosaurs and still insist they don't exist.
see moron

''The Westboro Baptist Church are spreading there tolerant well considered opinions again, i'm so glad they warned me that the nice Jewish and gay men are in fact more evil than rapists and murderers.''

by Stumpy92 September 29, 2011