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Waist Bandit

Ashley: Hey, did you see John last night? He had a waist bandit.

Brittany: Oh, that was John?
by ** The Truth ** April 23, 2016
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Bandit Kingdom

A political entity or polity that is administered or dominated by criminals, bandits or outlaw elements. In most cases, a bandit kingdom will be ruled by criminals or bandits, and in other cases, they will be dominated by such groups, who have autonomy, but not rule, in the entity in question.

Sometimes, a bandit kingdom is also the name of a general area ruled or dominated exclusively by bandits, criminals, or outlaw elements, and while not political entity, the areas inhabitants or de facto rulers agree to rule and/or control by outlaws.
“There is debate over naming Somalia as a bandit kingdom, as a result of the general chaos and instability that has dominated it for a long time.”
“Long-time instability in Libya post-civil war led to the rise of many criminal groups, turning the country to a bandit kingdom over the course of a decade since.”
“Certain areas in the United States are bandit kingdoms, ruled by criminals and gangs who were able to subvert the law and make themselves the rulers in these places.”
by First Order Ball’s Sithguy September 17, 2023
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Burro Bandit

The Burro Bandits charged across the border to Illegally pick the Lettuce of Freedom
by jerk store October 13, 2022
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The Red Bandit

A RLSH located in Huntington, Indiana. He wears a red bandana and fights crime, he fights for justice and what is right.
Did you see The Red Bandit defeat that villain?
by The Infamous Trickster of Now December 31, 2021
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Pasta bandit

A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.
by JerinDd February 19, 2020
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Flower Bandit

one who steals flowers in the cloak of the night, and uses them to create hand crafted goods to be sold at the local market under the noses of those the flowers came from.
Have you seen Flower Bandits new trays? I think those flowers came from my garden, I'm not mad at it though. I think I'm going to buy one in fact!
by Qwertyasdf12345 June 9, 2019
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Wank Bandit

The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.

This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.
Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”
by WalnutPaste April 20, 2020
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