bacon banger

A bacon banger is a person of either sex who's sexual preference leans more towards a person with a more chubby or rotund appearance.

The gentleman next door always paraded a slew of bacon bangers in and out of his apartment at all hours of the night.

by mizfinething September 4, 2008

Bacon Edge

Bacon Edge is the phenomenon when people who used to be Vegan Straigt Edge start drinking all the time and eating brunch for every meal. People say that when you become "bacon edge" is when you actually start being a cool person.

yo dude, mark is so bacon edge he got a stupid shirt from www.crispytees.com or something

by darius designs August 26, 2009

Bacon Slap

When A Woman Takes Her Breasts And Slaps Them Across A Mans Face continuously.

I Bacon Slapped Him Like Crazy.

by Bacon Slap January 21, 2015

Bacon Bitch

One with a bacon fetish, or just loves bacon, who does sexual favours in exchange for bacon.

Lydia is Blake's Bacon Bitch!

by KaeMERae February 8, 2009

Panda Bacon

The damp, wrinkled skin on a chinese baby's scrotum after taking a warm bubble bath.

Man #1: Take Yingpei out of the bath. I can see that his panda bacon has been prepared.

by PubicField July 15, 2009

grab the bacon

Getting the best (usually a girl) and leave the crap for the rest

"Prom is coming up soon. Hurry a grab the bacon."

by Jay Kang November 5, 2006

bacon maker

A Texan derivative of money maker.

I want to grab your bacon maker.

by Shermie January 5, 2009