Bacon Back

The act of putting Crisco or another brand of Vegetable Shortening on someone's back when they are sunbathing without their knowledge.
Oh man, I can't believe you bacon back'd Jake. Just listen to his back sizzle.
by Colin Harris March 16, 2006
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bacon banger

A bacon banger is a person of either sex who's sexual preference leans more towards a person with a more chubby or rotund appearance.
The gentleman next door always paraded a slew of bacon bangers in and out of his apartment at all hours of the night.
by mizfinething June 30, 2006
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Bacon Edge

Bacon Edge is the phenomenon when people who used to be Vegan Straigt Edge start drinking all the time and eating brunch for every meal. People say that when you become "bacon edge" is when you actually start being a cool person.
yo dude, mark is so bacon edge he got a stupid shirt from www.crispytees.com or something
by darius designs August 26, 2009
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Bacon Slap

When A Woman Takes Her Breasts And Slaps Them Across A Mans Face continuously.
by Bacon Slap January 21, 2015
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Bacon Bitch

One with a bacon fetish, or just loves bacon, who does sexual favours in exchange for bacon.
Lydia is Blake's Bacon Bitch!
by KaeMERae February 08, 2009
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Panda Bacon

The damp, wrinkled skin on a chinese baby's scrotum after taking a warm bubble bath.
Man #1: Take Yingpei out of the bath. I can see that his panda bacon has been prepared.
by PubicField July 15, 2009
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grab the bacon

Getting the best (usually a girl) and leave the crap for the rest
"Prom is coming up soon. Hurry a grab the bacon."
by Jay Kang November 05, 2006
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