Brandon 

A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"

Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself

Brandon by Ason12 January 26, 2010

Brandon 

A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.

During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".

Brandon by el colon June 18, 2010

Brandon 

A person whom is a pussy and is a Mexican.

I told Brandon that he was a pussy, and he accepted it, he is also a Mexican.

Brandon by Skiru September 23, 2016

Brandon 

Mr.Potato Head

Did you see Brandon Toy Story!

Brandon by Thedestroyer987 September 20, 2016

Brandon 

A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.

I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.

Brandon by KatieNotKatrina September 5, 2016

Brandon 

a person who tends to take forever on replying to a friend. He is very ugly and loves to game.

Eww look at that Brandon kid ! #Lagger #Ugly #gamer

Brandon by A boy that lags May 17, 2016

Brandon 

The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.

Brandon is cool as fuck

Brandon by Creampiesamurai February 2, 2017