One of the greatest Danish inventions, created around the 10th century and was commonly used by Viking elite and could break bone even through chainmail
Anglo Saxon: Watch out, a Dane is running right at you with a Dane axe and no consideration for ones life
Dane: Jeg vil rive ud i din tarm!
Dane: Jeg vil rive ud i din tarm!
by DragonDan March 23, 2019
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Get the Axe mug.Someone who kills axes. They have many backstories, but here's one:
Belgg Axe-Killer
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200lbs
Sex: Male
Bio:
Belgg Axe-Killer is a human-elf mix. He was always shunned by his peers and looked down upon for having mixed blood. After Belgg reached adulthood he joined the military hoping to earn everyone's respect, however he was kicked out for his aggressiveness towards axes. However when the Holy War came around, they called upon every person in the kingdom to take up arms, and Belgg once again joined the military. After much success he became one of Idroyn's best generals and earned the respect of his peers. At a party the king held, Belgg met the king's daughter Marya, and they fell in love. They got married and eventually they ruled over Idroyn. Together they had a son named Telphyt
Belgg Axe-Killer
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200lbs
Sex: Male
Bio:
Belgg Axe-Killer is a human-elf mix. He was always shunned by his peers and looked down upon for having mixed blood. After Belgg reached adulthood he joined the military hoping to earn everyone's respect, however he was kicked out for his aggressiveness towards axes. However when the Holy War came around, they called upon every person in the kingdom to take up arms, and Belgg once again joined the military. After much success he became one of Idroyn's best generals and earned the respect of his peers. At a party the king held, Belgg met the king's daughter Marya, and they fell in love. They got married and eventually they ruled over Idroyn. Together they had a son named Telphyt
by Blegg Axe-Killer October 25, 2017
Get the Blegg Axe Killer mug.The act of committing various unscrupulous acts of sexual assault against multiple partners, usually against women, then promptly gaslighting them into blaming themselves in order to stay with you.
“Hey, I heard you lost the baby, I’m so sorry,”
“Yeah, Dillon went Ax Mode and pushed me down the stairs.”
“Yeah, Dillon went Ax Mode and pushed me down the stairs.”
by LateNightJester August 11, 2025
Get the Ax Mode mug.1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'
2. A song by Pink Floyd
3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac
2. A song by Pink Floyd
3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac
Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
by BaklavaMcFunny February 29, 2024
Get the Careful with that axe Eugene! mug.A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
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