web attack

You nut in your hand and procede to fling it in your partners face, all while yelling web attack.

I totally web attacked your sister last night

by Thedirtiestsanchez October 28, 2006

Board Attack

A sudden and very severe shock that happens to the motherboard of your mobile phone, without any reason, rendering it completely and utterly useless and causing you to lose every data that was stored in that device.

Guy A: Bro, my phone just died on me!
Guy B: What? How does that happen?
Guy A: It just had a Board Attack, without any reason. WTF!

by Syriano September 17, 2014

Crack Attack

When your ass crack itches badly

Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack

by _WonderBoy_ January 15, 2015

shark attack

it's like getting caught off guard by a bus with teeth

"there was a shark attack at the beach last week"

by oerotoast August 17, 2018

Game Attack

The YouTube/Twitch channel with literally the greatest community on the internet. Live on Twitch at 10:30am CT, 4pm CT, and 9pm CT. New videos on YouTube on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Game Attack is the home of the greatest community on the internet.

by Kierszhmeister September 11, 2018

Mack attack

A "Mack attack" is when Joe "Brandon" Biden pops-off.

The theory goes that he has two split personalities: Jack (cringe) and Mack (based). When Mack takes over, he says stuff like "c'mon Jack!" When Jack takes over, he's sleepy Joe.

"Hey, did you see the White House press conference where a reporter asked a dumb question and Biden just shot them down with a 'No. Next question?'"
"Yeah! Mack attack! Pretty alpha."

by Urbanscholar834 April 6, 2022

Monkey Attack

A sexual maneuver wherein, a girl short in stature is between two men, who are facing each other. She grasps a penis with each hand and strokes, making the resemblance of a angry orangatang.

Damn, close friend, that midget on the other side of the room looks like she would give a mad monkey attack.

by The Chronic April 13, 2005