n. A young girl with issues who has intermitten bouts of rage. In the case of someone who is 'angry candy', these moments are ironic and sad, because the girl is so small she can't actually damage anything other than herself.
"Relax, angry candy. It'll all be over soon, so put down the pillow and take a moment of chill, kay?"
by Robert Akins March 17, 2006
when you're unknowningly hiding in the closet with another friend, and your homie is doing a chick preferrably from the back. Before he ejaculates, you run out of the closet with a camera recording them thus making your homie decide whether to stop and beat the shit out of you, or finish cumming, then proceed to work your mouth, thus becoming an angry bullrider. The 2nd person hiding in the closet then times how long the person with the camera lasted before getting punched in the face.
Ieszer: oh baby, i'm about to cum.
Bruce: SURPRISE!
Ieszer: WHAT THE FUCK? get the hell out of my room!
Jeff: ahahaha... took the angry bullrider 8 seconds to punch Bruce in the face.
Bruce: SURPRISE!
Ieszer: WHAT THE FUCK? get the hell out of my room!
Jeff: ahahaha... took the angry bullrider 8 seconds to punch Bruce in the face.
by porkizzle the thrizzle November 14, 2006
Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
by Xtrminatr August 22, 2005
by PvEnjoyerture December 01, 2021
The act of vomiting through one's nostrils in a highly inconvenient location as a result of trying to delay puking by clamping a hand over the mouth.
Realizing he was not going to make it to the door he performed the angry blondin, clamping his hand over his mouth power spraying vomit through his nostrils across the kitchen.
by martinOTT March 15, 2011
When you're hitting her from behind, you quickly pick up a nearby USB drive and you stick up on of her empty slots and you quickly yell "THIS USB DRIVE IS 3.0 AND SUPER FAST. USE CODE ERECTAL DYSFUNCTION TO GET 10% OFF YOUR LEXAR PRODUCTS".
by zooblesdoobles September 14, 2017
An unique state of rage charcterized by the need to insert a mouth guard in order to protect oneself from biting through one's lower jaw.
by Saucemous Maximus April 29, 2009