Alaskan Maple Hose

When a man and a woman cover their pubic hair in maple syrup and have intercourse while the woman eats a stack of pancakes. Before climax, the man wraps his penis in bacon and shoves it in his partner's mouth while making a loud moose sound. After finishing, he throws a cup of ice in his partner's face and slaps her behind with a raw chicken.

Bro I totally gave her an alaskan maple hose last night.

by Potatobro1 July 26, 2016

Alaska pipeline

Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.

Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.

by Flech belcher May 30, 2008

Alaskan Toothbrush

The act of fucking a bitch in the ass, then pulling your toothbrush out of your pocket, pulling your shlong out of her ass, then stick the toothbrush up her loose ass, gathering some shit off her ring hole, ejaculating on the shit which lays slagging on the brush, then making her brush her teeth with it.

I still have the taste of my own shit in my mouth from the Alaskan Toothbrush Mitch gave me last night!

by parra eels March 7, 2009

alaskan penguin

A penguin from Alaska.

-Marcela was the founder of an Alaskan penguin farm in Alaska.

by Taowai December 24, 2008

Alaskan Eskimo Hug

When a person shits in someones asshole then that person shits it back into their asshole.

Guy1- I met this girl last night and she showed me what an Alaskan Eskimo hug was.
Guy2- What is it?
Guy1- "whispers"
Guy2- THAT'S DISGUSTING!

by tonebay August 16, 2011

Alaska

Alaska Is a super sexy girl. Sweet but Mean. Shes loyal to her friends. Has an amazing body and doesnt mind showing it off. Alaska is the best kisser ever. Basically alaska Is another word for super Sexy

Wow that girl is Alaska

by BaadBXTCH69 September 8, 2015

alaskan firedragon

when a chick is giving a guy a blowjob, and he cums unexpectedly and plugs her mouth up with his hand and then says something like "i have syphilis" and she gets sick and spews it all out her nose.

Don't date billy, i was sucking him off and he gave me an alaskan firedragon.

by THIS IS MY ONLY DEFINITION April 6, 2005