abercrombie zombie

An abercrombie zombie is someone who thinks about abercrombie all the time and wastes there pathetic lives boycotting a great store because secretly they want to be the people who shop at abercrombie and look good in those clothes but they can't. They could never afford the clothes, and so now they are jumping on the "I hate abercrombie" band-waggon. Listen, me and my friends shop at abercrombie and we are not "dumb blondes" We are just normal girls that happen to like the clothes. The other day somebody called me an abercrombie zombie and I couldn't stand it! I had to tell people that not all people that shop at abercrombie are stupid model bimbo's! We have feelings, we just happen to have a great sense of style. So before you write some long comment on here about how much you hate the people who shop at abercrombie, realize they are people just like you who happen to like a certain brand of clothing, and you are the real abercrombie zombie. Plus you're doing wonders for their marketing! abercrombie owes you and your pathetic friends a big thank you! So go put on your all black clothes as a big "screwyou" to the world. Really you are just another jealous "abercrombie zombie". Thanks guys! You are just making it cooler to shop there, I mean probably a lot of people want to shop there because they don't want to be associated with you!

abercrombie zombie: I hate the people that shop at abercrombie! They think they are so cool, when really they are just air heads. But instead of ignoring them and not shopping there, I'm going to think about them all the time!

abercrombie shopper:I am happy with my life! I have some great clothes, friends, and a great life! I am comfortable with who I am.

by Abercrombie shopper July 10, 2006

abercrombie and fitch

a waste of money. a store for preps who would rather pay $50 for a regular t-shirt than pay only like $7 for the same thing at wal-mart. an overpriced place to shop with preppy cashiers that intimidate you when you enter.

amanda: lyke omg, i just got a really adorable shirt from abercrombie for $85!

jen: lyke me too! i got some cool jeans for $200!

by mariss April 30, 2005

abercrombie

a store that sells overpriced clothes that u could get way cheaper elsewhere.

milo and claire were voted 'most likely to practically sleep in abercrombie'. the funny part is that it's true.

by superflychick June 1, 2006

Abercrombie and Fitch

A Store for Preps and Assholes and Gay Guys and Dixes, where Preps go for social shopping trips and give nasty glares to outsiders identified by non-Abercrombie clothing. They also have half clothed persons on the wall and pornologues, where teens of 13 years old shop, and they charge $125 for jeans with holes in them that you can create yourself by wearing and washing them. Not to mention their Polos for $65. Not to metion that All Those Abercrombie Idiots think that Buying clothes there will make them look hott. New flash, U B ugly no matter what you be wearing. So if you b ugly get a paper bag Not a false impression that Abercrombie will make you hott and Popular

John: Did you Go into Abercrombie and Fitch and get that New Fabulous Pink Polo. It was $65
Dave: No I aint no Rich Gay Ass Prep, I am a Punk Rocker
John: Oh really, It makes me look sexy look
Dave: You're just ugly, those clothes aint gonna make you look hott and sexy , do everyone a favor and JUST GET A PAPER BAG!

by Ur Momma is..... December 9, 2008

abercrombie

the best store EVER!very exspensive but worth it.everything is cute there..EVERYTHING!very stylish.

Taylor:that shirt is so cute!where did you get it?
Anna: abercrombie!

by Anna May 7, 2005

abercrombie

Associated with those clueless mf's who think they are being individuals by wearing the same aberzombie shit as all of their clueless friends. Ironic isn't it.

I guess they hand out a baseball cap, pseudo-vintage t-shirt, cargo shorts, sandals and a tight fitting hemp necklace at High School orientation these days.

Dude, I got this phat shirt at abercrombie!

Nice. Didn't I see johnny sporting that on The OC last week.

Hell yeah! You know me, always looking to ride the next trend handed down by the fashion gods. It keeps me from having to formulate an identity of my own.

Say what, bro???

by Iceberg Slim January 14, 2005

abercrombie

A synonym for a gay male.

Although not always usually they can be spotted because they wear very tight shirts that say the words "Abercrombie & Fitch".

"Did you see that abercrombie back there man? He was totally checking you out."

by Nutmeggah February 7, 2009