Adam smith

A fat ass bastered that will give you the middle finger for no reason.

Dont you give me the middle finger you mother fucking adam smith.

by Jasmine cox May 24, 2016

Elliot Smith

A person who will only be remembered because his name is often misspelled.

I really love the music of Elliot Smith, but the lead singer sucks. I think his name's Eliot Smyth. They should replace him on the next album.

by wisk March 13, 2008

justin smith

A guy that’s tall and can jump high and that plays ball and can dunk and he has a big dick

Hey big dick Justin smith

by justin smith January 28, 2018

Joseph Smith

Founder of Mormonism.

Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.

by Isaiah Fourman January 20, 2009

brooklyn smith

Someone you cant trust

Brooklyn smith is fake

by kjwhereyouat April 22, 2022

Colm Smith

If you are a Colm Smith, you are the perfect human being. You have no flaws and have a giant penis.

"That guy over there looks like such a Colm Smith."

by Wong83 June 6, 2018

eswen smith

Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.

Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing

Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend

Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can

by Fatty nigga bitch March 1, 2019