hamster

terrible creature of death that dies instantly. No larger than a thumb, no smaller than an atom.

the hamster

by [e-mail] December 17, 2022

Hamster

Evan Lerner

"I am Evan Lerner and im a hamster duh"

by EvanLerner123 December 1, 2023

Hamster syndrome

A term used to refer to the sudden death of an individual due to an unexpected, inexplicable cause.

Originates from a fake Reddit post, that later became a meme.

He, unfortunately, fell victim to the hamster syndrome while cutting tomatoes.

by rslinuxguy December 7, 2023

Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 8, 2023

hamster porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in front of a camera. Which is submitted into hamster hub.

Madi does hamster porn for a living because it amuses her. Love you madi 😝

by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022

Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.

“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Hamster

did you mean insert <Richard Hammond>?

richard hammond is hamster

by smoked fish September 6, 2022