Fudge Ruckus

The accidental explosion of diarrhea out of a persons asshole resulting in a thunderous echo throughout the washroom. Thus causing a "fudge ruckus"

"Dude! Did you hear that guy back there in the washroom making a fudge ruckus?"

"Man i just had dirtiest fudge ruckus ever"

by eddiefranchise August 26, 2009

nut fudge

The crust that accumulates on the scrotum and taint after a day or more of moist beer farts and sweating.

When I changed my underwear, the smell of my nut fudge was so powerful that I passed out.

by Ewan Macdermott December 7, 2011

fudge packer

meaning they gay af. dey like it in dey booty hole

will is a gay fudge packer

by boilookinass May 17, 2018

Fudge Smearing

Related to the endless wipe. The act of trying to clean one's ass after taking a crap and getting little or no results.

Dude, I took a dump and had an endless wipe. I ended up fudge smearing for a freaking half hour!

by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

Fudge nudge

After doing a Number 2, the simple act of wiping that triggers the need to sit down again and complete unfinished business.

"Hey, Joe, you were ages in the toilet. What took you so long?"
"Sorry, Bill, I had a fudge nudge and had to sit down again and do some more."

by Fiji Dog November 22, 2011

fudge nudge

1. When a homosexual male flirts with another male, whether gay or straight. 2. The request of or insinuation of anal sex.

EXAMPLE 1
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.

other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.

EXAMPLE 2

some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!

some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 11, 2010

fudge-head

A variation of fidiot for people who don't cuss

Gimme back the controller you fudge-head.

by Cant get rite November 12, 2006