Cooking Cookies

To bake a cookie but your smart ass is just using the synonym of bake.

I am cooking cookies.

Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.

by Disneylander May 12, 2021

cook slag

A person who cooks for other people instead of his/hers husband or family.

"Mum whos that cake for", "son this cake is for my work colleagues", "mum your a cook slag".

by Snugalugs August 11, 2019

Cady Cook

A nice, beautiful, sexy girl. Boys go crazy for her, but she minds her own business. Make sure you don't piss off a Cady Cook. Usually a girl that is very athletic and is a queen in gymnastics and a baller in basketball. This brunette always needs a blonde bestie! Has a strong heart and never gives up. People describe her as; HOT; Sexy; Queen; Baller; Good Style; Stud Muffin; Angel; Model; Smokin; Curvy; Delicious

Girl 1- See Cady Cook?

Boy 1- Yes she is an Angel
Boy 2- She belongs in an Victoria Secret Fashion Show

by Gerimono January 20, 2018

couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie

Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.

by confusedalien August 4, 2020

Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

cooked penis

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.

Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.

by johnsonleremy August 25, 2011

are you cooked?

Cooked is a term for someone to politely refer to a Junkie who has lost all self control, they are usually the ones caught on video getting a fight over traffic, in shopping centres walking around not buying anything, picking up cigarette butts on the street, walking around in a T Shirt and Shorts in Winter, many more traits.
It used to refer to pot smokers being stoned but now its more the Ice/Meth/Shabu users who are just lost in their habit

Cooked Dude: Drives over a foot path, down the curb and around the corner crashes in to a power pole in middle of the day.
Bystander: What the F is wrong with you, are you cooked bro?
Cooked Dude: Ohhh errrr, ummmm yeah, ahhhhh

Are you cooked? is more rhetorical and derogatory in nature implying that someone is a mess, and their life is consumed in drugs.

by Sonnyhood November 4, 2020