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bloody diarrhea

Sweaty Bloody shit that exits out of your ass, It's Basiclly when you pee blood but it decides to exit out of your anus,

You will grab your anus hoping that you somehow survive.
i'm having bloody diarrhea!1!!!11!!11!1!1
by such funny June 28, 2018
mugGet the bloody diarrheamug.

bloody pineapple

Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!
Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!
by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022
mugGet the bloody pineapplemug.

bloody fountain

A woman who squirts or urinates during her period. A man who has a bloody fountain should go see his Doctor right away.
Despite the mess, Hannah enjoyed rubbing her g-spot until her bloody fountain erupted.
by Dlee1967 December 20, 2014
mugGet the bloody fountainmug.

Bloody-weenis

Oh Mah Gosh! I gots a Bloody-weenis!
by Mind Powers February 23, 2010
mugGet the Bloody-weenismug.

Bloody Mary

When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.
“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
by Rigidsteel2 April 27, 2020
mugGet the Bloody Marymug.

Bloody Block

When a female blocks you on social media over something that would normally be normal conversation, but she’s on her period and thinks the world owes her something.
Bob made a knock knock joke to Jen and she bloody blocked him over it
by Shane Germelli September 15, 2021
mugGet the Bloody Blockmug.

bloody blossom

"Dude I went to take a piss in the unisex restroom and there was a bloody blossom floating in it."
by DORMAR May 12, 2016
mugGet the bloody blossommug.

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