Adam smith

A fat ass bastered that will give you the middle finger for no reason.

Dont you give me the middle finger you mother fucking adam smith.

by Jasmine cox May 24, 2016

Elliot Smith

A person who will only be remembered because his name is often misspelled.

I really love the music of Elliot Smith, but the lead singer sucks. I think his name's Eliot Smyth. They should replace him on the next album.

by wisk March 13, 2008

justin smith

A guy that’s tall and can jump high and that plays ball and can dunk and he has a big dick

Hey big dick Justin smith

by justin smith January 28, 2018

Joseph Smith

Founder of Mormonism.

Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.

by Isaiah Fourman January 20, 2009

slumber-smith

One who engages in excessive sleep.

My husband's hobby is that of a slumber-smith on the weekends.

by Elijah Goose April 15, 2014

Oliver Smith

the real life harry potter pretty cool apart from that

hello Oliver Smith *hums harry potter theme tune*

by lovelaceguy February 18, 2019

Justin Smith

Big time neck. Dumb-ass who gets unnecessarily violent for no fucking reason. Like seriously man, why the fuck did you punch me in the stomach you fucking cuck. All in all, this long neck bastard is major wanker in life and is not a very good person. Cool guy though i'm ngl.

Joe: Hey look it's Justin Smith!
Ryan: Oh hey Justin!
Justin: neckneckneckneckbasketballneckneckneckIhatemysisterneckneckneck
Joe and Ryan: wtf...

by Subs763 March 18, 2020