Random ships

Alright fellow humans! I think ever since movies and shows came out the human race has been BROKEN BY STUPIDITY! WE DO NOT SHIP PEOPLE LIKE ELSA AND ANNA, OR EZRA AND KANAN, OR FINN AND POE, OR ELSA AND JACK FROST, OR JESSE AND LUKAS, OR MERIDA AND HICCUP!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EITHER FROM DIFFERENT MOVIES AND DO NOT MATCH AT ALL, OR THEY ARE APPARENTLY "CLOSE FRIENDS" so that people are like, "IF THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, THEN THEY'RE IN LOVE!" ARE YOU ALL DELUSIONAL?! WAKE UP! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE IN LOVE! IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AHT ROMANCE IS! ALL HUMANS READING THIS, LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE, OR DISLIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL AND YOU SHIP RANDOM PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE "CLOSE FRIENDS" OR THEY ARE "SIMILAR"!

I HATE it when people ship random ships! This is crud! Garbage! Trash!

by ClubWatAh May 15, 2021

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random basic

the description Lala on Vanderpump Rules uses to describe the girl James brings to the beach who no one had ever met. Also known as a person someone uses to make other girls jealous.

"what was up with the random basic yesterday?"

by DipseasDefinitions August 2, 2016

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random toasts

Also see toast and random

To clink glasses of any beverage together and declare in a loud voice... anything that springs to mind. In loud celebration.

"heres to Siagon"

"To chebs"

"Wispas"

"toasting with pizza crusts"

"random toasts"

by Davie Gold December 9, 2008

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dumbass random

a random kid you meet online in a video game, usually halo, call of duty, battlefield, or gears of war. they think they are the best players ever, but actually suck.

This kid just picked up the boomshot and killed himself, what a dumbass random.

by DumbassRandomScrubGuy February 3, 2012

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