Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL

Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD

by I’m sand December 4, 2020

Melon

Used to call someone an idiot or a dumbass

Person 1: hey come look at my kill streak

Person 2: you have no kills you melon

by NotAMelonistic May 10, 2023

Melon Surfin'

When five or more men hold a melon up in midair with nothing but their penis.

Hey man ya' wanna go melon surfin' today?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?

by MelonMan22 September 14, 2021

Melonous

A word Jack Manifold has created to refer to someone acting dumb.

Tommy is acting rather melonous today.

by scearbin October 11, 2021

Melon Gang

Melon Gang is the best Gang on all of the VR Community, all others will fail (like spaghet gang) if you try to hurt us Daddy Eric will hurt you >:(

Idiot 1: what is the melon gang?
Smart 2: Melon Gang is the best Gang on all of the VR Community, all others will fail (like spaghet gang) if you try to hurt us Daddy Eric will hurt you >:(
Smart 1: thank you I am now Smart 1 and no longer a stupid idiot face

by Njord September 22, 2020

Melon Usk

Used to describe a genius Melon that shoots cars into space.

Hey, there´s a Melon Usk hiding in your house! Keep an eye on your car!

by Joschkaskaden May 1, 2018

Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.

Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.

by Willylaura July 5, 2022