don't hide, divide

Are you going to share that? or: Can I have some? or: Give me some.

Do you have chocolate? Don't hide, divide.

by Jules Gray September 26, 2007

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bring it, don't sing it

1. An expression intended to inspire an individual to take action on a certain subject as opposed to constantly talking about said subject.

2. A euphemism for "shut the fuck up and do something."

Drunk 1: "I am gonna drink more tonight than you ever could.. I bet you $1000 I can bong 3 cases of beer and slam 30 shots!"
Drunk 2: "The night is young...come on and bring it, don't sing it."

by weinstein June 27, 2006

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Hadji Don't Surf

Hadji became a derogatory name used by American troops to describe enemy fighters during the war in Iraq. The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is based on “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” from the Viet Nam war movie “Apocalypse Now.” The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is a morale declaration that Americans are militarily and culturally superior to their Iraqi enemies.

Captain: "We've been ordered to secure that town TODAY."
Sergeant frowns: "Hmm... that will be a challenge, sir."
Captain smiles. "Yeah, but Hadji don't surf."

by aerodrome January 15, 2013

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Don't Even Joke!

A phrase used to end a conversation about a worst case senario, either past, present or future.

Person A: Where were you last night?
Person B: Dunno can't remember...Got wasted...
Person A: I heard you pulled that really ugly lass...
Person B: Don't even joke!!!

by Missy99 January 18, 2006

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