Diaper Viper

When you lay a mad heat log that is long and smells like it was injected with venom.

Holy shit man! I went to use the bathroom and someone left a huge diaper viper coiled up there.

by dirtymurbag September 16, 2021

Presidential Diaper

A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president

Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers

by School is the worst October 24, 2022

Diaper Bag

A dusty, old, Canadian who thinks he can control women.

Old Canadian man, "Hey, get your wife under control." American wife, "fuck off you old diaper bag!"

by Take a shot o jamo January 28, 2017

diaper management

This is a management style by wich "you keep your ass covered at all times"!

During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!

by Harpo Marx January 5, 2016

Diaper Genie

A husband or Spouse that asks a shitty wish from one another. Usually a parent with years of dealing with kids asking for junk.

Hunny Babe do you think im a " diaper genie" or what?

by Gee Coutur February 24, 2025

lady diaper

Maxi pad, menstrual napkin, sanitary towel, sanitary pad, menstrual pad

I much prefer tampons. Why woud put a lady diaper inside my underwear?

by tory borty September 23, 2013

toilet diapers

what my high ass called a box of tissues

p1. hand me that
p2. what?

p1. the- the uh- the toilet diapers
both. hysterical laughing

by pissbabey August 26, 2021