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Crispy/Crisp'n

When your so burnt you have no clue what's going on around you.
Smoked out.

When you claim to get your best sleep while driving.

Vacuming the same spot on your carpet for ten hours. The act of tweaking.
Stealing your friends stolen car.
Stealing your bag and helping you look for it. Attempting to purchase drugs with casino match play or EBT.
Rubin is crispy/crisp'n he tried buying a 20$ bag with a 10 $ match play.
by KnightMare. July 25, 2018
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Crispy

The act of being on point, dominating, destroying, or just all around kicking ass.
Guy 1: Dude he is 30-0 right now!

Guy 2: Yeah dude he is crispy as fuck right now!
by ERAmatica January 8, 2012
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crispy noodle

A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.
Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle
by Hello fella August 2, 2020
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crispy freckles

the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of
i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night
by swiggityswagbruh July 8, 2016
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crispy men

A man just out the fryer, so yummy, so young, so… good…
Girl 1: woah! Look at those men!
Girl 2: yeah, I wonder what their names are.
Girl 3: crispy men. They are just like McDonald’s fries.
Girl 2:fat bitch.
by Gooeybeans July 5, 2023
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Crispy

That ending to the movie was too crispy it made me cry like mf baby.
by anonymous November 27, 2021
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Crispy

To keep a conversation, phone call, or meeting direct and to the point, minus all small talk and formalities.
"Hey, do you have 5 min for a crispy call to discuss the project?"
by iTomHD February 15, 2018
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