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zombie job 

receiving head or giving head to a dead/undead person
tim: what were you doing down at the cemetery last night?
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya
zombie job by redeyez333 February 6, 2009

Zombie Pussy 

1. Removing the vagina from a dead woman and having sex with it.

2. A women's pussy is considered dead when she has not made love in at least 5 years. The pussy is then awaken from the dead when sexual relations occur. She now have a zombie pussy.
Damn she was tight, she must have zombie pussy.

Zombie Topic 

1. noun. A topic that will eventually EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!! 2. noun. A topic that isnt based on the original idea but keeps going long after the original idea is dead. Commonly found on forums and Facebook.
On someones note on facebook:
guy #1: Hey, anyone wanna get something to eat?
guy #2: Naw, i'm not hungry after reading about aliens taking over the world.
guy #3: No way!!! What were you reading?
guy #2: I was reading (insert book name here). Its so graphic.
guy #3: Sounds like a good book!
guy #4: Its kinda like (insert similar book here).
guy #2: No. Its not even close.
(etc.)
(later when guy #1 gets back to the page)
guy #1: AHHHHHHH!!!!! ZOMBIE TOPIC!!!!!!
Zombie Topic by Imwithstupid531 December 26, 2009

Zombie shot

"Zombie shot" is when you're shooting a gun unaware that the safty is on or that you have forgotten to cock the gun, so basicly a dead shot.
Luke: "okay i'm going to aim for the center of the card."

Kevin: "go for it bro."

Luke: -tryes to fire the gun but the tigger is locked- "awh safty's on."

Kevin: "You're a fail."
Luke: 'yeah bloody Zombie shot's."
Zombie shot by Kevin-T. April 13, 2011

zombie infection 

zombie infection: a breakout of a virus (infection) causing the dead to come to life and hunt the living and causing ultimate extinction of human race, eventually without control all life on earth.

zombie amocalypse 

Practise for a potential real apocalypse, either through real life role play e.g: paint ball, or through games such as Black ops.
Person 1: "whatcha doing?"
Person 2: "zombie amocalypse" *playing play station*
zombie amocalypse by ZamizoEmpire September 12, 2011