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Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high

Slurp her
“Damn did you eat the bitch like you eat tacobell when you are high?”

I like you for who you are 

Translations:

1. "I like ur personality."
2. "Ur f-in' ugly but not bad to chill wit."
Mike: Ya wanna bang?
Arlene: Uh, I like you for who you are.

Who do you think you are, the CDC? 

A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"
Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃

I like you for who you are 

I like you because you'll let me have bang you

Similar:
lie
As Jimmy pulled his pants down, he said to his chained grandma, "I like you for who you are"

fuck you are 

comes from the culture of "speedy the spatula and co." but many little fuckers like cell phone (click that u fuck and vote for mine thats like "ima fuck u up" ok good u little fuck)





























































click it u jew
ARE WE REALLY GETTING A TRAMPOLINE? no? oh...well fuck you are, mom. go burn in hell u little shit cock fucker bitchass whore cock sucker.
fuck you are by asdf May 16, 2004

you are the father 

People who have no job and sit around all day watching daytime 'reality' talk shows such as Maury Povich, etc.
You know Steve?

Yeah, why?

Oh he finally got a job.

Why was he 'You are the father'?

Yeah like all day long bro..
you are the father by 1948ers December 27, 2011