Gage Welch

a super cool hype beast. that likes to flex. and f*** b*****

Gage Welch is hella cool like my daddy.

by 333xan333 October 19, 2018

Bobby Welch

A Bobby Welch is someone that one likes for an extended and indefinite period of time even though the possibility of being together is almost entirely improbable. Every person has one, the one person they will always have feelings for and that always makes them smile when they see said Bobby Welch no matter what else is going on.

“She has been in love with him since sophomore year, but they were never even a thing and he has a girlfriend, he must be her Bobby Welch.”

by Dacowsanddatacobell November 6, 2018

James welch

A gay man hiding as a straight man. Usually has contracted aids

Man that guy is such a James Welch, we all know he’s a gay aids patient.

by Thus1984 November 7, 2018

Gut-wrenching

That feeling you get when you put your toothbrush too far into the back of your mouth when you're on the very edge of vomiting where it seems as though someone is torquing your stomach with a wrench, and you manage to hold back the contents of your last meal.

What's wrong with you?
I just took too much while brushing my teeth, resulting in a rather painful gut-wrenching.
That sucks

by RedOmega724 January 16, 2019

Money Wrench

As a “monkey wrench” is used as a term to describe an unforeseen element that disrupts your plan or routine ... but a “Money Wrench” has the additional side effect of causing you lost money or wages.

I would love to finish the final steps of this project with you so we can get paid, but my on-call job is throwing me a “money wrench” .

by Carlos Spiceyweiner May 3, 2019

Thumb wrench

Thumb wrench

An whimsical term for crescent wrench

Me.."Vlad, can you hand me that thumb wrench?"

Vlad.."girly, I dont know what your talking about. "
Me.."Look hater, it's a thumb wrench cause you use your thumb to operate. You know God damn good and well what I'm talking about."

by chewieyumyum May 17, 2019

Good wrench swing

A term used by female gearheads to describe getting impaled by a dude's giant pork sword and enjoying it.

See also: laying pipe

You know, I still enjoy a good wrench swing.

by Snacka Cracka Jack June 4, 2019