Rip Van Winkle

this is rhyming slang for tinkle} A.K.A. to give someone a call.

Sometimes shortened to "Rip Van "

"Alright mate, i'll give you a Rip Van Winkle later on tonight."

by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005

WinAmp

A good and flexible program for playing sound files and videos. However, it has been known to cause the computer to freeze, or have a greater chance of freezing, which is why I don't use it anymore.

"Aww shit, my computer froze again while I was listening to this song in WinAmp!"

by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007

Winkelspecht

Any unnecessarily hairy vagina.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOMAN. TRIM YOUR WINKELSPECHT!

by Mr Winkelspecht September 6, 2013

The Winar Tales

The Winars equivalent of the Bible.

it contains the storys and the legends of Teh Winars, to the the Doctrine and 10 Commandments as applied to Teh Winars

A Winar Tale Of David Dickinson....

AHAHAH HELLO BARGAIN HUNTERS!! THIS WEEK WERE IN SUNNY.....er....SUNNY...........ANTARCTICA!!! AHAHA ITS LOVELY AND WARM HERE TODAY!!!!! SO MR PENGUIN!!!! HOW DO YOU FAIR YOUR CHANCES ON TODAYS SHOW?!?! "....." AHAHA REALLY WOW!!! AND HOW ABO.........*freezes to death*

*dies*

by Fred Bloggs the 3rd October 30, 2003

wink

A bi racial person with one parent of Asian decent, and one parent of Caucasian decent.
From the slang terms of "chink" and "white", switching the "ch" for a "w".

Often used when referring to an interracial couple's baby.

"Aw, you guys are going to have a wink baby!"

by iscream January 13, 2008

Twink Wink

The Twink Wink is when a skinny lil douche bag in a polo hat and Holister shirt intoxicates women in order to up his chances of landing a floozy. Then once the bitch is intoxicated... the twink busts out his lack of game and trys hitting on the whore. the twink may pull off the WINK or lick his lips in a Kobe Bryant fashion. an yet... the twink will ultimately still get denied.

watch this douche try an pull off the twink wink on this chick..

by Rugged Jtann July 24, 2009

winker

vagina, usually used when your vagina is itching.

my winker is itchy.

by -bl3h June 7, 2009