Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.

This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!

by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014

Willy Wancha

When someone willy wancha's. They willy wancha.

Billy: "oh mah gah Karen I willy wancha's."

by Willy Wancha September 13, 2020

Bloody willy

Bloody willy is when you slit your palm and masturbate

I gave myself a bloody willy last night

by the 5 footer October 25, 2020

boxcar willie

The act of sexual intercourse on a train.

The trainride was boring, til my girlfriend and I did the boxcar willie in the dining car.

by ezcccc May 17, 2010

silly willy

A term of endearment similar to Funny Goober.

girl: Youre my funny goober.
Guy: Well, youre my silly willy.

by Greg Bennett August 8, 2006

Willie Pete

White Phosphorous

Willie Pete sure tastes swell!

by Johnny Manwhore February 22, 2004

direct willie

Similar to a "wet willie", but uses the tongue to directly apply saliva to the victim's ear.

Tom shattered Jessica's trust in him when he leaned in close with an air of intimacy, only to violate her with a direct willie.

by Ari14 August 16, 2008