Robert Kraft

The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.
“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”
by Dallasvegas321 March 14, 2019
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Mercy Roberts

Hooker. Walmart Gift Card. not just a hooker MY hooker.
Me - Omg, Mercy Roberts is a hooker.
You - and a walmart gift card.
Me - for sure.
by thedefinitionofchelsea February 04, 2010
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Robert Sheehan

The most beautiful man to walk the entire Earth
He never wears shoes and we respect that
He has the coolest eyes ever and very curly hair, which makes him the ultimate handsome man (and he's Irish)
He usually plays drug addicts or gay characters, which is great
He's in Misfits (Nathan) and The Umbrella Academy (Klaus) and other stuff
Overall Robert is the prettiest guy you'll ever see in your life<3
Person 1: Who is that dude in an interview with no shoes on?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Robert Sheehan
Person 1: Oh right, makes sense, he looks cool
Person 2: Yeah he is, and he gives zero fucks about what people think
Person 1: Damn, that's nice
by CaptainCrowley February 02, 2022
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robert and natalia

An Icelandic slang for people who are meeting as friends but nothing more.
by justaguyfromiceland February 11, 2018
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dirty robert

the act of watching hentai while orgasming from a vibrator
"dude, this guy fucking creamed when watching hentai in class! he pulled a dirty robert!"
by Glizzyglobber October 31, 2022
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the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin
Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special
by the terrorist January 16, 2017
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Robert-Jan

Timothy: ZAMN! his cock is huge.
Pablo: yes he's a real Robert-Jan
by Swaggamer69 November 28, 2021
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