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Numb Luck

When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.
Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.
by The Darkone November 13, 2016
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Blaze Luck

by Flamingod05 May 14, 2023
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Luck

Its wasn't just luck that I won on the lotto. I also bought a lot of tickets.
by SilvermaN May 29, 2017
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GARY LUCK

An unstoppable force of unexplained universal powers. Only Gary is blessed with this. No matter what happens in the end, Gary Luck will always make sure things work out for the better for Gary.
Typical Gary luck , " Gary has just acquired free money "
by God 27 August 11, 2022
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Luck out

To luck out is to smash a chick 12 leagues out of yours. It is the equivalent to smashing a hot mormon
Did you hear Maddy let Jas luck out with her?!??!?
by baller39bala May 4, 2018
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Brother Luck

When someone is brought back into a food competition television show (such as Top Chef) and is eliminated in the same episode.
Wow, I can’t believe Dale came back from Last Chance Kitchen just for him to Brother Luck.
by breaddddd June 7, 2023
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Pot luck

A group activity in which you drill multiple holes in a pot and have men stick there dick inside the pot.

At this point, the jerker sticks there hand in the pot and randomly selects a cock in the pot and begins jerkering it.

The pot luck player that gets nut on their cock is out.

The final round consist of two men tip to tip. The jerker lubes their hand and uses and single motion to jerk both cocks. The first to nut wins.

( Use competitive sized pot)
Hey guys, let's go pot luck

Hopefully I get lucky in pot luck tonight

Head over to Jason's, he is throwing a pot luck

I came last in pot luck, shit

Damm cleaning up after pot luck last night was rough man
by Jordan reals April 30, 2024
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