cod wench

A person with fish like qualities, often stinks of fish, has no money.. and just so happens to be a wench.

Hello Derek, is this your wife? My word. What a cod wench!

by derby11 May 15, 2007

bog wench

A fat, pale, mall-gothic, unattractive female usually present at metal concerts, Hot Topic, anime conventions and role-playing seminars. Typically outfitted in those stupid goth chain pants and excessive body odor. Also a name for any fat female.

Whoa that Bog Wench gets 2D6 armor saves when she listens to Nightwish!

My fat neighbor is such a bog wench!

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

socket wrenched

When a passenger sits on a loose tool in your truck, startling them, especially when the tool goes near the victims binghole

Ha, you just got socket wrenched

by Wish I drove a smaller car February 4, 2008

News wench

Journalist, reporter, editor, pagenator, news photographer

The news wenches wont stop harassing the serial killers wife for intimate details about their marriage.

I got in a car accident today and within 15 minutes the news wench showed up to take photos of the carnage.

by vixeyg May 17, 2011

Ruba wrencher

An exteme stretch of the right leg that leads to a muscle strain in the right upper ball area (ruba). Occurs in numerous kama sutra sexual positions and can be debilitating for the male. Also occurs in athletic events, rock climbing, and general stretching.

"Holy shit babe, I cant keep my foot on the back of your head while doing you doggie - its a ruba wrencher!"

by mondotronix June 19, 2012

Sand Wench

A woman easily seduced at the beach.

Guy: "Man, she was an easy lay."

Dude: "I heard she was an exhibitionist. Where'd you go?"

Guy: "We went to the Beach at midnight."

Dude: "Ah. I figured she was a sand wench."

by Korgihl December 17, 2012

Tooth Wrencher

Slang for dentist.

After sedated for half an hour, Kah Vi Teas lost again another battle vs the tooth wrencher`s instrument of mass construction, the trademarked product entitled KAHVALiSS; here to freshen your smile with fast acting tooth whitening gum powder, as your first line of defense in the battle with gingivitis pla.qu.Kah.davrs, your tooth wrencher skillyfully experiences daily operations using tools that easily, at the slightest misfortunate bonk from a drunk nurse, could leave you on the phone with a lawyer for four hours weekly, spanning 50+ years of settlement, as your legal weapon to secure the perimeter of your friendly jargon trap`s ability to still attract as much pussy as your prime.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa June 14, 2016