Two Weeks

Two Weeks

(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.

Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)

Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks

by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022

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Varney weeks syndrome

One who is slow moving and lazy. This disease makes you sleep at your desk at work. Its also called african two legged tortoise disease.

That man is lazy as fuck. He has been diagnosed with varney weeks syndrome

by Donkeypox July 21, 2022

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Internally Weeping

looking fine from outside , but crying from the inside

he did not tell me , but it was clear that he was internally weeping

by kamo315 October 12, 2023

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3 weeks

The standard amount of time you will be ghosted for following jokingly calling them fat, which they seemed to take in good humor at the time

Me: You’re fat
Them: 3 weeks bruh

by U_hurt_my_feelz November 13, 2023

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Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

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