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As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"
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Characterized by the jack in period 2 gym, who walks the track and munches on Reese’s candy
look at that moron jack, he’s such a super-mega-turbo-weenie-hut-jr-discord-mod-ekitten-owner
by realcoolguy42 May 22, 2023
mugGet the super-mega-turbo-weenie-hut-jr-discord-mod-ekitten-ownermug.

weenie wack shack

A strip club. one where you are likely to get a happy ending
does jasmine still work at the weenie wack shack?
by Bradley S. July 20, 2017
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kermy weeny

a girl who smells like beef curry and looks like a turtle

and slays the day
is that curry? dang r u kermy weeny?
by slaythedayyy April 25, 2024
mugGet the kermy weenymug.

5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
mugGet the 5 Weeniesmug.

fuck weenie

Noun, Adj: Describing a rude or arrogant troll. Or being the rude or arrogant troll.
Adj
1: "Gosh Jeremy is acting like such a fuck weenie!"
Noun
1: DONT BE A FUCK WEENIE YOU TROLLS
by BlondieGingerSnap March 5, 2017
mugGet the fuck weeniemug.

weenis

the extra skin on your elbow
playing with my weenis is fun!
by Ponyboy Curtis(artem) April 29, 2016
mugGet the weenismug.

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