A plan you make the morning after passing out due to consuming vast quantities of coke (or other drugs) and then having a dream that outlines the plan. Usually (but not always) made by a comedian-turned-politician.
Person 1: Hey, you realize your 200-page master's thesis is due this evening?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol
Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol
Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok
by randomnig2028 December 3, 2024
Get the victory planmug. <.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When you go to the toilet and shit the stomach pain away in one go or have diarrhea that makes you appear at the pearly gates, its called a Flawless Victory.
Boris:Bro, i'm so lucky I keep getting a flawless victory.
Jaquavius:Damn.. I wish I was that lucky.
Jaquavius:Damn.. I wish I was that lucky.
by trolled! August 9, 2024
Get the Flawless Victorymug. The president claimed a Trumpian Victory even as his entire senior diplomatic staff testified about his criminal conduct regarding withholding funds from the Ukrainian government.
by Fuzzybuzzzz November 21, 2019
Get the Trumpian Victorymug. by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015
Get the victory strokemug. a brazen declaration of victory full-well knowing you lost
originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out
originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out
by gswan February 4, 2020
Get the pete victorymug. when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 picks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 12, 2023
Get the Coach Saleh Victorymug.