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valley falls

Originally known as Grasshopper Falls, until Grasshoppers came and ate all the crops. Damn that sucks. According to the local Spanish teacher there is nothing to do but drink and get pregnant.
In Valley Falls 1/3 of the senior class of 2007 had childnren, while 1/8 of the boys were fathers.
by Anne and Sam and Alyssa November 29, 2007
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fruitful valley

Cleavage between a woman's breasts,
especially if said woman has large
breasts.
I tried not to notice, I tried to
ignore it, but I couldn't help but
look upon the fruitful valley that
was in view from within her snug
blouse.
by CDSmith1967 October 12, 2005
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valley girl 2k

Since the turn of the century, common American speech has gradually turned into a new version of valley girl talk. It is characterized especially by two things - statements ending in an unnecessary question, and truncated and abbreviated words and phrases.
"Valley girl speech is SO 2k, huh?"
"I know, right? I love valley girl 2k."
"Totes. It's all about valley girl 2k now."
"Sometimes people point out how air-headed we sound with our valley girl 2k speak, and it's MAD AWK."
"Whatevs. Valley girl 2k is awesome and funny."
by Uncletross December 9, 2008
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Simi Valley

referring to the location in Southern California of the residence of privelaged white male supremists and teenagers that have nothing better to do than make druggie friends and take it up to pass tthe time away
lets go to the regal, nevermind, that would be so Simi Valley
by melikeshiny June 17, 2005
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Apple Valley

Town sort of close to San Bernardino in California. It isn't a good town, but we've got a Ralph's.
Apple Valley Teenager: I'm bored, I'm going to Ralph's.
by /-\ /|/|)ReW August 3, 2005
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Silicon Valley syndrome

Silicon Valley syndrome (noun): Silicon Valley syndrome, or SVS, is a collection of personality traits and physical characteristics specific to individuals residing around the San Francisco Bay Area. The effects of SVS are often confused for autism or Helen Keller.

*Do you tend to over-analyze everything in your life to such an extent that you've chosen to become a life-long academic in order to justify your obsessive behavior? This might include instances of spending hours at the grocery store while agonizing over the metaphysical benefits of chunky peanut butter or two-ply toilet paper.

*Are you overly sensitive to caffeine substances like coffee, Redbull or chocolate-dipped pretzels? Is your knee still bouncing?

*Do you make over $75,000 a year yet still find yourself wearing Vans/New Balance shoes and graphic t-shirts at work and during your free-time?

*Do you shun traditional social gatherings that require that you interact with non-intellectual scum (read: non-academics that have 9-5's and/or lowly humanity degrees) and that requires that you shave/brush your teeth/switch out one Stanford sweatshirt for another?

*Do you have multiple food/pet/medication allergies that require you to keep an EpiPen in the glovebox of your leased Accord?
(Ctd. from definition)

*Do you have autism or Asperger's or an engineering-related degree?

*Do you leave social interactions wondering if that raised eyebrow/bored sigh/bout of narcolepsy was because of something you said over the course of your two-hour discussion on phenotyping?

*Do you currently hold or have you ever held a record that somehow relates to the Rubik's Cube, minesweeper, chess or Mathlete's?

If you answered "yes" to most of the above, YOU could have SVS. Unfortunately, this is a chronic condition that often goes untreated in most; often thriving in hi-tech companies and Toast Master gatherings.

Example:
Non-SVS friend: This party is SO awkward! Everyone is totally wasted...but they're all talking about stem cell imaging or their boring day-trips to Napa. I haven't looked anyone in the eye for like, two hours!

More experienced non-SVS friend: Sigh. I know. Everyone here has Silicon Valley syndrome like WHOA.
by FluentInSVS February 20, 2010
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Northern Valley High School at Demarest

The most drug infested shit hole ever. How it is in the top 100 high schools in NJ is a mystery to us all. The computers suck and the administration is retarded and incompetent. The girls are attention whores and the guys are ego maniacs who try to make others look bad. The sports teams that suck like football take school funds away from the teams that bring championships like track, tennis, and swimming. NVD has to get its priorities straight. Overall, the student population is awful and rude.
The drugs at Northern Valley High School at Demarest are out of control.
The girls forget what clothes are.
The guys forget to shut up.
by nvdblows March 27, 2011
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