unflushable

An Unflushable is a person that does not flush the toilet or urinal. And the next unlucky person in line has to flush that person's pee. yuck!

I can't stand to come behind one of those unflushables because I have to look at their pee!

by ***Dr Dave September 19, 2009

unfucked

Sex so terrible that you feel like you've become a virgin

"Cameron was so terrible, I've basically been unfucked."

by The Hoely One December 30, 2014

unfuriated

pretending to be really, really calm at a time when you really, really want to rip some fucktard's head off.

"After that guy ran into my car, I acted all unfuriated, because I knew getting mad wouldn't get me anything, and I needed to stay cool about it and talk with the witnesses. But that miserable asshole ruined a perfectly good Rav-4. I wish he would die."

by Clemens March 27, 2008

unferrell

Adjective.

1. A film, television program, or any other form of entertainment that has a noticeable lack of Will Ferrell.
2. An absence of comedy or talent from Will Ferrell.

1. "Saturday Night Live hasn't been the same in years. It's become too unferrell for my taste."

2. "I just saw 'Semi-Pro' and it really sucked. Despite starring Will Ferrel, it was surprisingly unferrell."

by Zac Rusmisel March 29, 2008

unfluence

n or v: an aspect of one person -a trait, belief, or opinion that leads others to find him or her unattractive, whether for romantic or friendly relationships.

To influence in a negative way

"the unfluence that lead to Ted being shunned by the crowd was his inability to let others speak without interrupting them."

"The cold sore on her lip unfluenced me from trying to take her home."

by The Afterworld Cafe May 23, 2009

Unfriendable Offense

An offensive act perpetrated by a social networking site "friend" that results in permanently unfriending the individual.

Unfriendable Offenses can include, but are not limited to:

1. Excessive postings about children
2. Excessive postings about health and children's health
3. Postings about every, ever-loving thing that you do
4. Unwarranted sexy talk via chat from a former classmate who is currently married with three children

Rod committed the worst of all unfriendable offenses; I asked him about his wife and kids and he told me what he was doing to his penis.

by tampa_girl_33611 April 28, 2010

unfucky

When someone is so unhappy, it stops people from having sex with them.

That person right there is too unfucky, I guess I gotta try someone else.

by I used my brain November 12, 2018