When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.
Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.
by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 27, 2012
by jerky boy August 10, 2007
A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.
by Ruined Sheets September 02, 2010
The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.
I rimmed her 70's Tea Towel Holder last night
by Jack Smack October 30, 2003
When something or someone sexually arouses you, making you able to hang a towel on a boner (like on that Eren naked figurine).
by Kerfew July 04, 2022
When a man or woman twists your penis until you cum. Or until you screech or it turns red. Think of it like twisting a towel to get the water out of it.
She squeezed my penis until I cummed. It looked like she was squeezing out a towel. She performed the towel twist.
by Thewordbringer123 December 31, 2021
To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.
by i fuckar tu madre August 08, 2011