Topping

The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.

I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!

by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025

Toppers constipation

When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.

Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.

by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025

copper toppers

High velocity bullets that are copper washed and are fired from an assault rifle.

Rick was found dead in the street full of copper toppers.

by Nes_d December 14, 2008

Chart Toppers

When young adults or teenagers dress trendy and act like they are really cool. Often travel in packs with other chart toppers. They will often mimick clothing that they see on MTV. You may see them shopping at Hot Topic and Abercrombie & Fitch

Damn look at those chart toppers, they sure look stupid.

by Big G 31 April 11, 2008

straight toppin mines like..

When someone is just really on your case and wont leave you alone.Teachers, parents, friends,etc...

Ms Marx : "Go to the locker Kayanna."
Kayanna: ( talkin to a friend but still heard the teacher)
Ms Marx : "Kayanna, go to the locker."
Kayanna: "I heard you! damn "(proceeds talkin to a friend)
Ms Marx:" Kayanna! GET YOUR ASS UP AND GO TO THE LOCKER FO' I CALL YOUR MOM!"
Kayanna:( rolls eyes gets up and slowly walks to the locker while mumbling and rolling eyes) Oh ma godd you straight toppin mines like....

by WiFeY NuMbAh 2 July 12, 2009

carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010

Big Topper

N.

1) A person who is the best at his profession,job or hobby

2) A person who is a circus groupie

1) You see how that guy just double teamed those two broads? That is why he is the Big Topper

2) Dude, elephants, clowns and those dumbass niggas taming those lions are not cool, how did you become such a Big Topper

by The Big Topper June 5, 2010