007th base

Doing it with the Bond. No one has ever survived 007th base.

Guy 1: I'm getting to 007th base tonight!
Guy 2: Don't let him drive your BMW, I want that after you die.

by Hakpute June 18, 2009

Second Base

One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

"I went though I went to Second Base with him on our first month anni, but it was actually third beacuse I gave him a handjob as well"

by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003

14th base

plain and simple...fisting!

hey man, i bruised my wrist on 14th base last nite!

by blahblahb lahhdhssd July 10, 2006

Based Out

One who possesses a great amount of swagger, which leads to the jealousy of those who do not posses it.

Skor: "I got a detention slip, bruh."
Tek: "Why?"
Skor: "For being too based out!"

by heck5 January 20, 2011

201st base

having sex with a dead body while at the funeral of the person then proceeding to speak about the persons life accomplishments while spanking the minister

Guy 1: I got to 201st base at Monica's funeral this morning

Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?

Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero

Guy 2: your madd ugly...

by DJ maxximum April 2, 2009

41st base

Having a picure of a chimp buttsex you while raping the watch channel.

Guy 1: Guess what! I got 41st base!
Guy 2: you are really alone aren't you...

by XSoulHeadshotX October 18, 2008

113th base

Few people have ever made it to 113th base, and even fewer have done all 112 of the predecessors. In order to achieve the legendary 113th base, you must find and retrieve the fabled Sword of Gamelon and kill the nearest person named Fred. After doing that, locate a woman named Susan and stab her. After that, fuck the hole that you have made.

Person 1: "Dude, I got to 113th base on Thursday."
Person 2: "The FBI are already on the way you sick fuck."

by Skewber April 25, 2017